oh god the rape fog is back!
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
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We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
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I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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