so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
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The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
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When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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