I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize