Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
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the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
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We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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