The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
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WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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