STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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