if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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