fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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