I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
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Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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