there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
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She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.