There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Wipe that smile off your face.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.