youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
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Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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