3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
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nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
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And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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