oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
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not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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