a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
cat food counts as protein by the way
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
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Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
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Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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