so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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