I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
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im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
Dude. She just shit herself.
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You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow