so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
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Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
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Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back