were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me