I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
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being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
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I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
there is glitter all over my balls
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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