normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.