YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
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He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today