if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.