"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
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I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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