If you die in college, do you die in real life?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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