i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
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I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
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I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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