Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
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I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
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It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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