I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
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Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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