I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
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I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
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I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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