if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
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I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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