overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
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The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
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I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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