D3 body, D1 cock
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
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the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
What changed your mind?
Being sober
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You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I touched a dick in church today
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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