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Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
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If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
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You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.