Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.