im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.