Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
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Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
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Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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