drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
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We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
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I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
well, you know. whores of a feather.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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