it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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