Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
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I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
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No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!