I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
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we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
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YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions