So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
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I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance