Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.