I bet he comes in French.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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