I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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