i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
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so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
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Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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