Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
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i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
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What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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