now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
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He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.