Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-