Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
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As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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