Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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