I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
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Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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