I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
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you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
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I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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