Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
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the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
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His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
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