Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
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he referred to my room as the tit cave...
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
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My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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