Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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