It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
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I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
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I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture