Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
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P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder