I feel like abortions should bother me more
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
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I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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