Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
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like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
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You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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