kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
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do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
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He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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