I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
what day is it and did you see me today?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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